omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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