Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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