Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (925): View more from California

  is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (925): is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong? http://tfl.nu/a78d
  Replies (53) Good night (4926) Bad night (1524)
• Favorite

  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (412): I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship. http://tfl.nu/nd0o
  Replies (20) Good night (2884) Bad night (755)
• Favorite

  (562): View more from California

  ...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (562): ...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are http://tfl.nu/3209
  Replies (11) Good night (4743) Bad night (675)
• Favorite

  (630): View more from Illinois

  just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.

  (815): View more from Illinois

  we live in such a classy society.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (630): just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead. (815): we live in such a classy society. http://tfl.nu/glf0
  Replies (25) Good night (5691) Bad night (1210)
• Favorite

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (617): I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits. http://tfl.nu/9n54
  Replies (10) Good night (1553) Bad night (3581)
• Favorite

  (506): View more from New Brunswick

  Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (506): Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess http://tfl.nu/9ahd
  Replies (29) Good night (3352) Bad night (1076)
• Favorite

  (806): View more from Texas

  Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (806): Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that http://tfl.nu/ovs4
  Replies (8) Good night (2672) Bad night (871)
• Favorite

  (705): View more from Ontario

  I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (705): I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler. http://tfl.nu/mskj
  Replies (6) Good night (2689) Bad night (803)
• Favorite

  (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (774): Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick http://tfl.nu/t99o
  Replies (6) Good night (2344) Bad night (825)
• Favorite

  (+64): View more from New Zealand

  The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+64): The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care. http://tfl.nu/n9x9
  Replies (2) Good night (1577) Bad night (649)
• Favorite

  (408): View more from California

  I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (408): I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate. http://tfl.nu/p4ru
  Replies (9) Good night (1135) Bad night (647)
• Favorite

  (904): View more from Florida

  Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (904): Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day http://tfl.nu/vw4k
  Replies (6) Good night (1384) Bad night (868)
• Favorite

  (706): View more from Georgia

  We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (706): We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf? http://tfl.nu/g95k
  Replies (7) Good night (540) Bad night (289)
• Favorite

  (425): View more from Washington

  with great strapon comes great responsibility.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (425): with great strapon comes great responsibility. http://tfl.nu/xhjg
  Replies (3) Good night (529) Bad night (204)
• Favorite

  (630): View more from Illinois

  did you just send me my own nude

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (630): did you just send me my own nude http://tfl.nu/pkyy
  Replies (1) Good night (328) Bad night (127)

Randomize