..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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