these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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