I want to stick my p in your. b.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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