So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
nutella sex= disaster
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You're a waste of cheezeits
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
