Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Less talking, more tequila
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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