5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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