garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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