Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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