In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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