Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
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Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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