After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
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Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
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His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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