let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
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I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
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Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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