we have officially lost it.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I have fence marks all over my body
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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