I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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