I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
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Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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