What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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