Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
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Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
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My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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