But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
You can't just leave with hair like that
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Help. Why am I so naked?
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