is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
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I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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