Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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