R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
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Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
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Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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