well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
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Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
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Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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