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... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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