Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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