This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize
