Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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