I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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