On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
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