Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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