I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
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im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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