There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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