i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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