at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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