He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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