Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just threw up on my dentist
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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