meet me or not, i'm out of control
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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