Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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