She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
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Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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