all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Just high enough for therapy.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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