Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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