I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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