i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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