so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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