Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
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I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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