Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
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So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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