I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I am in a vortex of obligation.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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