Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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