Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
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I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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