apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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