he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
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I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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