I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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