good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Randomize
