I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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