Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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