party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
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I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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