we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My hand turned me down
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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